Credit/D/Fail: February 20, 2015
Credit: Spirit Airlines This is perhaps the only ringing endorsement of Spirit Airlines ever, but I’m a sucker for cheap airfare and hidden fees. There are P90X days until the annual trip to Myrtle...
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5.) “When’s the last time you been to the stax?” 4.) “I’d use my guest swipe on you.” 3.) “I bought all my books this year. No rentals.” 2.) “I’ve seen you in PWG. Doing your squat thrusts.” 1.) “Would...
View ArticleIndex: February 20, 2015
2 Minimum number of women, who speak to each other about something other than a man, required for a film to pass the Bechdel Test. 25 million Average budget disparity between films that don’t pass the...
View ArticleCredit/D/Fail: February 27, 2015
Credit: Carpe Diem It makes me sad that “Carpe Diem” is a cliché thing to get tattooed onto your body, because I can’t think of another phrase, Latin or otherwise, that so singularly encapsulates what...
View ArticleIndex: February 27, 2015
619 Days until the next Presidential election 12 Number of candidates expected to run for the Republican Nomination 84 Articles on Politico covering the Republican Presidential Nomination during the...
View ArticleTop 5: February 27, 2015
Top five things to think about to prevent yourself from injuring someone else during section 5) If you’re in the art gallery, think about how much each of the paintings cost. 4)If you’re in that random...
View ArticleTop 5: March 6, 2015
Top five books to read over spring break 5. Spring Break-Up: A Zoey 101 Novel: Just one in literally dozens of Zoey 101 novels. Also available on audiobook, but Jamie Lynn Spears isn’t narrating, so...
View ArticleCredit/D/Fail: March 6, 2015
Credit: The credit this week needs to go to the one, the only, Drake. Drake. The greatest rapper of all time. The man we’ve all been waiting for. Drake. We knew we needed him, and now he’s here. The...
View ArticleIndex: March 6, 2015
1 The number of people in the band St. Lucia. It’s Jean-Philip Grobler’s stage name. 93,170,930 The number of plays the music video for “Jubel” by Klingande has on YouTube. Check it out. 15 The...
View ArticleCredit/D/Fail: March 27, 2015
Credit: Female Bonobos March is Women’s History Month, and this year, I’m looking to the ladies of our evolutionary history for personal inspiration. Marie Curie, Hilary Clinton, Linda Koch...
View ArticleTop 5: March 27, 2015
Top five stories you made up about spring break 5.) You took an Uber with “the guy who does Cara Delivigne’s eyebrows.” 4.) A picture of your thighs with the caption “legs or hot dogs?” got on the LA...
View ArticleIndex: March 27, 2015
4 Spot on the Billboard 100 that Bareilles’ debut single “Love Song” peaked at. 5 Number of Grammy noms Bareilles has rustled up over the course of her career. 80,489 Number of times “Yale is Brave,”...
View ArticleCredit/D/Fail: April 3, 2015
Credit: Tasteful Midriff Like tasteful side-boob, but more practical for everyday campus life. Now that spring is finally here (maybe?), I’m ready to embrace warmer temps and release my skin from the...
View ArticleIndex: April 3, 2015
1832: Year in which Skull & Bones was founded. 1971: Year, A.D., in which Book & Snake, Manuscript, Elihu, and Berzelius voted to accept female members—a first for Yale secret societies....
View ArticleTop 5: April 3, 2015
Top five Things underclass- men can do to get a head start on society rush 5 – Leave a copy of your résumé on the steps of Skull and Bones every time you pass. 4– Identify your least cool friends. Get...
View ArticleCredit/D/Fail: April 10, 2015
Credit: A secret society for us all Hey. Come over here. I have a secret, but the good news is I can share it with everyone. But don’t tell anyone I told you. SERIOUSLY. Secret societies are everywhere...
View ArticleIndex: April 10, 2015
Index 5 – Number of NCAA basketball championships that Duke has won, as of last Monday night. 1:9.2 quintillion – Odds of filling out a perfect bracket. 9.7 million – Duke head coach Mike Krzyzewski’s...
View ArticleTop Five: April 10, 2015
Top five Class Day speakers who were almost chosen over Joe Biden: 5 –The masked man who bikes around New Haven playing dubstep on his boombox 4 – Sara Gilbert, ES ’97, the actress who played angsty...
View ArticleCredit/D/Fail: April 17, 2015
CREDIT: Texts from Mom I had a pretty bad sore throat last week. Thirsty for sympathy, I texted my mom to complain about it. With a single word she shook me to my core. Pussy? I dropped my phone on my...
View ArticleCredit/D/Fail: October 2, 2015
Credit: Philadelphia The city that never sleeps! Is only an hourlong Metro North ride from this city of brotherly love and the squishiest pretzels ever. Home of Penn (where my good friend Anna goes!),...
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